Menstrual Cramps

Why should anyone ever experience menstrual cramps that are so painful that they are awakened from a sound sleep?

I’ve taken 2 Aleve and painted myself from my crotch to my waist with biofreeze. Now I want to torture small animals to death and smear the blood all over myself, put out my neighbor’s power, and then duct tape them to chairs, staring at their empty television screen.

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